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Raiders of the Lost Patriarchs
Slang Match Slang Match

Are Indian men Mama's boys?
Fair Game Fair Game

Kiss my Khaki Ass!
Laughing Stock Laughing Stock

Ten wickets India still needs to take
Smear Scape Smear Scape

Roll again, roll-back Sinha (or else, roll over!)
Calumny Column Calumny Cloumn

Wages of War: The Son Also Rises
Spins & Needles Spins & Needles
 
 
Latest suggestion
It is suggested that the latest topics be used for satire.
-Rihani [Pec_cc@netaddess.com]

Why, what's wrong with fungal growth? - Editor

The truth
Hey, to tell ya the truth I was not at all interesting in ur webiste... anyway and I'd also like to inform ya to not to send me any forwards in the future.....
-Cheena Cheena [cheena28@hotmail.com]

You're right - you were not at all interesting. Furthermore, your name sounds like a baboon's chant. -- Editor

Jaal Screen Shot Desist, JAAL!
The cartoon on Hindutva is the most offensive I have ever come across. You have placed a revered personality under the feet of one of the most hated villains of all time. Such cursory revilement on the sentiments of the "majority community" will instigate forces like the VHP and Bajrang Dal toward violence. It is Cerebral pack like you who are responsible for such actions from them, consequently you cannot blame them for such actions. I request you to desist from chevvy such forces and remove the offensive matter immediately. G HARINDRA KUMAR gharik@rocketmail.com
Jaal and Nothingness
After reading the articles posted here, I have come to the conclusion that it is a site about "nothing". Reminded me of Jerry Seinfeld show.... At least that makes one laugh.
-Yadda Yadda Yadda [charuw@hotmail.com]

What's going on - have a whole bunch of rhesus monkeys escaped from the psychology lab, surfed the net, and visited Jaal? -- Editor

Meghna's life story
It is close to two years since I moved to States and I have never before felt as aware and informed about India as I feel after my third visit to Jaal. Jaal really really sucks. I don't read Times of India as often as I used to before. But I was surprised that someone was appalled by the "display of vulgarism and porno writing". This person needs help. Anyway "Indian men and mama's boy" has set me thinking whether or not I am seeing a mama's boy. One last thing... in the top ten scoops from 1998 your cartoonist made a terrible sketch of Salman Khan. The poor guy, I mean Salman has got nothing (no talent, no brains...) but looks. Your cartoonist has no right to deprive him of his sole possession.
-Meghna Sinha [Meghna.sinha@infores.com]

Firstly, Salman Khan has the look of a demented orangutan. Secondly, he's a Mama's boy. Then, in the song 'Oh Jaane Jaana…" from Pyar Kiya to Darna Kya, he equals "display of vulgarism and porno writing". Anyone who admires his looks belongs in the same lab as Cheena Cheena and Yadda Yadda Yadda. -- Editor

Get more intl.
Jaalmag was a fun read. I see you gents selling out to Microsoft ala Sabeer Bhatia(in case you don't know who that is ,check with his Indian PRO ;Indira Kannan)! Maybe you'd like to get more intl. in your approach--- no dearth of topics, maybe a detailed DNA research viz. Monica, Anwar, Imran etc
-Manoj Mohanka [Manojmohanka@hotmail.com]

Oh, how we wish to sell out!! That way we can pay our landlords, loansharks, and illicit lovers. -- Editor

Tongue-curfew
Hey...guys, I saw your site today (it was mentioned about in the HT Online netfile section)....loved it.. Not only it was funny, double the taste with rich text...surely we do need e-mags such as this to keep our life brimming with laughter and wit. And wow!!! To talk about such bold issues with no tongue-curfew...Lash it out!!! ....wasn't that your motto? good work...pleaseeeeeee keep it up....!!
-Anu the cute aries [coolaries@yahoo.com]

We apologise for not being funny. -- Editor

Who's Anurag?
Hi, it was interesting to meet you anurag, I have visited you mag jaal a few times, good to see you guys adding more material.
-Ashok Mehra [ashokmehra8@hotmail.com]

There is no Anurag associated with Jaal. Please be relevant in your correspondence. -- Editor

A free bong?
Not a bad read. Quite quick. I give u high marks on speed of downloading. very fast. Nice cartoons also. One suggestion, why don't u take advantage of kittu's cartooning abilities. he's decent, and more importantly he's free and a bong, knowing how parochial you fuckers are. he can be kinky also if need be, if selling toothpaste, hasn't worn him out. Keep up the good work. And all the best. will in all probability, drop another mail afterwards. Good cartoons also.
-Chanty. [Vachanta@in.ibm.com]

Only half of us is bong. The other half's a bong-hit. -- Editor

More issues
Great work - look forward to more issues.
Suvojoy Sengupta [Sengupta_suvojoy@bah.com]

We already have enough children. - Editor



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