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More Paki Jokes…… Write in with more to editor@jaalmag.com
Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes? Neither has Pakistan.
Did you hear about yet another Pakistani invention? The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.
How do you sink a Pakistani battleship? Put it in water.
Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea? Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.
Did you hear about the Pakistani family that froze to death outside a theatre? They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the winter".
Why do Pakistani dogs have flat noses? They get it from chasing parked cars.
Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library? Somebody stole the book.
How do you stop a Pakistani tank? Shoot the men who are pushing it.
How do you disable a Pakistani tank? Hide the wind-up key.
How do you disable Pakistani missiles? Cut the rubber band.
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1. Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif
WHAT HE SAID:
It is a wrong allegation that we stabbed India in the back.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:
In reality, we stabbed it from the front and Vajpayee just did not notice.
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2. National Security Advisor Brajesh Mishra
WHAT HE SAID:
If some lunatic tries to do something against us, we are prepared for the eventuality.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:
That's exactly why we are carefully monitoring the activities of George Fernandes and Bal Thackeray.
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3. Nationalist Congress Party leader P A Sangma
WHAT HE SAID:
Wait for some more time. We have not opened the Pandora's Box yet.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:
After all, given the way our party is, we have to find some ``hope'' somewhere.
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4. New Delhi Commissioner of Police Ajai Raj Sharma
WHAT HE SAID:
Don't keep people who come to police stations waiting. They should first be asked to sit and have a glass of water.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:
It will be easier for them to swallow what we mete out to them later.
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5. Actress Tara Deshpande, who recently published her book, 50 And Done
WHAT SHE SAID:
Writing is a more creative enterprise than acting.
WHAT SHE DID NOT ADD:
Perhaps, one day, I'll be able to do one of them…
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