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- Siddhartha Mitra
Prime Minister Atal Behari Vajpayee
WHAT HE SAID:``Our immediate priority is to focus attention on socio-economic development.''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``...not necessarily do anything about it.''

New Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Ram Prakash Gupta
WHAT HE SAID: ``Where can they get a better Chief Minister than me?''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``Anywhere...but that's exactly why I asked a rhetorical question.''

Ousted Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Kalyan Singh
WHAT HE SAID: ``I am feeling relieved and relaxed.''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``Now I can rebel and revel.''

Congress spokesman Ajit Jogi
WHAT HE SAID: ``We do not discuss out internal matters in public.''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``We don't even discuss our internal matters in private; the High Command does not like discussions.''

Nationalist Congress Party chief Sharad Pawar referring to his preference for French over Italian wine
WHAT HE SAID: ``Italian stuff does not sell in this country.''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``So we like desi tharra that corrupts the system.''

Actor Saif Ali Khan
WHAT HE SAID: ``Once when I was shooting, I had a major accident.''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``I actually emoted.''


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