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Dear Jaal,
Hello.
Would you like to visit a site which has the right ingredients for your future editions.
Check our Business section at: 123India.com Greetings
http://greetings.123india.com
Thank you
Hemant Agarwal (hemant@corp.123greetings.com)
Jaal: We have this problem with this business with greetings. We find they usually come accompanied with rotten tomatoes (when we are especially lucky).
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Dear Jaal,
Pakistan is back to "normal", via a coup, as ever. There is a pattern.
Zulfie had chosen Zia superseding his seniors. Zia rewarded his benefactor with death. Nawaz had similarly chosen Musharraf. He rewarded Nawaz with a coup, as yet. Musharraf is Zia's pupil (ghost) replicating him. Just loyal to Ustad.
Benazir, instead of hobnobbing with him, must beware. Musharraf, the pupil, may complete Zia's jacquerie by sending her to Zulfie prematurely.
Everything fits, and repeats.
I K Shukla (ikshukla@hotmail.com)
Jaal: So, we're basically left with two interesting prospects: Musharraf losing his head and Nawaz Sharif his.
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Dear Jaal,
Monica Lewinsky=Sonia Gandhi
I am excited at reading this great satire piece written by Al Faridi Gnuman, your resident pesphologist, propounding his great thesis on this issue. I must congratulate you for enabling the Indian journalism to have such a refreshing piece which is like a breath of fresh air in an polluted Indian environment smelling of scattered dead corpses all around.
Gnuman, if you are reading this letter, come out of hiding. Men like you must be in forefront to free Indians of their mental shackles. I want you back. As far as your creditors who are looking for you are concerned don't be scared. You have done a service to the country and tell them to contact me on my e-mail address.
Regards.
Vishv Bandhu Gupta (dinesd@home.com)
Jaal: Actually, Gnuman did some quick calculations about his chances if he were to emerge. His findings? That there was a 98 per cent probability that the creditors would catch him; and thereafter, a 43 per cent probability that he would be stoned; 33 per cent that he would be strung up (that being the swing against him); and 23 per cent he would be handed over to Ashok Singhal and one per cent undecided. The margin of error is nil and so he decided to stay in hiding. He thanks you for your kind offer; says he will save the country another time, and will forward your e-mail address to the bloodsuckers.
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Dear Jaal,
Hi!
Could you please have a look at my site http://www.priyaraj.com and add to your link.
Best regards.
Priya Raj (priyaraj@bom3.vsnl.net.in)
Jaal: Added, check it out in the Links section. See, all you have to do is ask nicely.
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Dear Jaal,
Pakistan's military has taken the much-needed first step to liberate the sub-continent from the stranglehold of its cockroach politicians and traitors. Now it is for the Indian military to follow suit. Put the service chiefs in cold storage if necessary and don't fall for the lies of the Indian Stupid Agency which is extremely skillful at inventing fake reasons to get people to go along with it, making them think that by doing so they would be doing the patriotic thing, participating in a 'smoke screen' to fool the white countries about India's nuclear preparations against them, etc. Take your time organising but act with all deliberate speed; Pakistan's military has shown how to do it.
Satish Chandra (satchandra@hotmail.com)
Jaal: To honour our most frequent correspondent. ``The Satish Chandra Prize" will be given to anyone who sends 30 conspiracy theories (each written in elaborate detail; at least 1000 words) to Mr Chandra, over a period of one month. As proof, contestants will have to send in a left sock (preferably unwashed) autographed by Mr Chandra. The Prize is a framed, colour photograph of an orang utan and the collected letters of Satish Chandra.
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