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Illustration: Rustam Vania |
Hafiz Mohammed Saeed, head of the terrorist organisation Lashkar-e-Toiba sponsored by Pakistan on the Kargil conflict.
WHAT HE SAID:There will be no withdrawal, the jehad will go on till the Indians forces are ousted from Kashmir.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:……Actually, there may not be withdrawal, just premature ejaculation.
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Prime Minister Atal Behari Vajpayee
WHAT HE SAID:I did not realise that the Lahore road would lead to Kargil.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:Maybe, we should have sent a Blueline fleet to Lahore instead.
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Congress leader Pranab Mukherjee
WHAT HE SAID:We are not eating lizards because of Kargil.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:We don't eat anything that does not have pasta in it.
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Nationalist Congress Party leader P A Sangma referring to Sonia Gandhi
WHAT HE SAID:Has she ever given a five-minute speech extempore?
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:Take our great leader Sharad Pawar - he can speak on for an hour. After all, it takes him 59 minutes to get his foot out his mouth.
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Former Miss Universe Sushmita Sen
WHAT SHE SAID:I acknowledge the existence of this amazing power that makes these things happen which defy logic.
WHAT SHE DID NOT ADD:How else would you explain my winning the crown?
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Indian cricket captain Mohammed Azharuddin
WHAT HE SAID:We should learn to be patient.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:Like me. See, I am not going to return to India for another couple of months at least!!
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