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Max Martin proposes downsizing the temples of modern India,
Slang Match Slang Match

Are Indian women over-possessive?
Fair Game Fair Game

BCCI's Channel Surfing
Laughing Stock Laughing Stock

10 Films That The Censor Board Did Not Pass
Smear Scape Smear Scape

A Government in Denial
Calumny Column Calumny Column

Hawking Hackwork
Spins & Needles Spins & Needles
 
 
Dear Jaal,
PLS INCLUDE MY E-MAIL ADD IN THE JAAL MAILING LIST.
THANKS/REGDS

Alokesh Gupta (alkshgupta@hotmail.com)

Jaal: Included. Now whenever we're broke (that's always), we will inform you immediately. - Editor

Dear Jaal,
Kindly email me or mail me you postal address. I wish to send you news item with photos by mail (not email). I could not find your postal address anywhere in your web-site.
Sincerely

Atul Shah (Atul99@compuserve.com)

Jaal: We have no postal address. As the Great Gnuman said, ``A Man Without An Address Is A Man Who Cannot Be Hounded By Creditors''. - Editor

Main Letter
Dear Jaal,
I do hope sufficient number of Indians can afford the internet charges plus phone bills to contribute to the necessary change in socio-political scene in India. My effort is to shame governmental agencies that have spent heavily on Internet by showing up the disuse of the public money. For the betterment of education of Gujaratis of Gujarat please visit website http://www.eurosys.net/gujarati. Lend your mite to get the objectives realized by recommending the sites to your friends and contacts; by writing in print media, and by writing to the Chief Minister and Education Minister of Gujarat (through http://www.gujaratindia.com). Children of Gujarat will bless you.
Reduction of two vowel letters of Gujarati alphabet can revolutionize literacy and education of Gujarat. Structure of school education needs changed. Roman transliteration of Gujarati can make Gujarati current on Internet. Other Indo-Aryan languages could also follow the suit. Dayashankar Joshi (joshidm@hotmail.com)

Jaal: Why us? The nearest we've been to anything Gujarati recently has been a tiger prawn...
- Editor

Dear Jaal,
Hi. I am 19/m/Punjab.
Jasjit Singh Virk (jsvirk@vsnl.com)

Jaal: Hi to you too. We are of indeterminate age/?/somewhere. - Editor

Dear Jaal,
BJP Ki Chunauti:Hoshiyar, Hindustan (A sonnet)
Jaise liyaa Kargil humne laashon par chadh kar Waise laashon par sawaar hum lenge Hindustan Hum chunaawa ki Ganga men dhoyenge apne jurm Apni kaali kartuton ko yon kar lenge saaf Deshprem saabit kar denge hum ghaddari ko Royen cheekhen aman sadaaqat sachchai insaaf "Isko Hindu Rashtra banaa denge, befikr raho", Theka paakar waadaa kartaa gayaa dheeth Shaitan Jaise liyaa Kargil humne laashon par chadh kar Waise lasshon par chadhne ko lenge Hindustan Isaai ke qatle-aam men the jab hum mashghool Tabhi Kargil par kabza kar baitha Pakistan Dushman ne banne na diyaa Bharat ya Aryavart Uska naya zulm yeh kaise jaayenge hum bhool Clinton ke pairon pad paai bheekh bachaai jaan Bechaa goron ko phir mustaqbil ghairat imaan Jaise kiyaa Kargil ko humne laashon ka dhooh Mouqaa do, mazaar kar denge saaraaa Hindustan
Prof I K Shukla (ikshukla@hotmail.com)

Jaal: A nice theme tune to one of the 10 unpicturised films mentioned in our Laughing Stock - Editor



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