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Jaal presents Hindi songs for office workers
1. Boss Aaya hamaare cubicle mein,
Gazab kee timing hai,
Kabhi hum boss ko,
Kabhi Compu pe chal rahe Game ko dekhte hain
2. Do hee pal, Office mein,
Guzare Hain Khush hal,
Ik Boss Ke Aaane ke pehle,
Ik Boss Ke Jaane ke baad
3. Yoon-he tum office mein aate ho,
Yaa koi kaam ka iraada hai?
Fraud mere pehchaanta hee nahin,
Mera manager bhi kitna saadaa hai
4. Hum Hain S/W Engg bekaar ke,
Hum Se kuchh na boliye,
Jo bhi project hame mile,
Bugs bhar ke code kiye
5. Kar chale, implement, ye function saathion,
Ab tumhaare hawaale, core dump saathion
6. Mera Boss Gayaa Rangoon,
Wahaan se kiya hai telephooone,
Ke Software Crash hota hai,
Aur kastmar jor se rota hai
7. E Mere s/w engg , kahin aur chal,
Bugs se ye product bhar gaya,
Crash dekh ke customer dar gayaa
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1. Prime Minister Atal Behari Vajpayee
WHAT HE SAID:
There is no hero worship in the BJP. I am the captain and we are a team.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:
Unfortunately, most of the players appear to have retired hurt.
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2. Bharatiya Janata Party president Kushabhau Thakre
WHAT HE SAID:
We cannot expect our women to take on the mafia fielded by other parties.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:
.....because they can't get over the mafia in our own party.
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3. Defence Minister and Samata Party chief George Fernandes on Sonia Gandhi
WHAT HE SAID:
Foreign powers are backing a foreign lady to disturb peace in the country.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:
How dare they! especially after I've proved that It can be accomplish that objective like a true Indian.
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4. Communist Party of India (Marxist) general secretary Harkishan Singh Surjeet
WHAT HE SAID:
People will see the emergence of the Third Front soon.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:
In other words, a Third affront.
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5. Samajwadi Party chief Mulayam Singh Yadav
WHAT HE SAID:
nly those who win in Uttar Pradesh will sit in Delhi.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:
Maybe, they'll at least let me stand.
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6. BJP candidate from Rai Baraeli Arun Nehru
WHAT HE SAID:
The Congress seems to be collecting discarded relics from each party.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:
I was the perfect candidate for them, but they rejected me. So here I am.
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