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Dear Jaal,
I would like to contribute to your site. Attaching my poem.
Do let me know what you think.
He was young and dashing
He joined politics not for gain
The scion of a political dynasty
Yet, he traveled by train
Why would he not
He was one of us
This once, train
Next, rickshaw, auto, bus
Like the rest of us
He booked the entire boogie
Even sampled the railway thaali
So why did the opposition create a fuss
India’s PM in waiting
His security couldn’t be lax
We cattle class didn’t mind
It’s why we pay tax
Thank God for the media
They landed up, their shutterbugs flashing
Just in time for the stone-pelters
And the hero-bashing
Cheers!
Vibha Batra
Jaal: Stuff you forgot to add/To do so we’re glad. His hair brilliantly gelled/He tweets, "Aal izz well".
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Dear Jaal,
Jaish-e-Hijra -> Pakistani Army
Barqat-ul-Pardah -> The Taliban has taken over Pakistan
Taqleef-a-Pakistan -> It’s secret Agency and its Government
Partha Banerjee
Jaal: All, of course, stemming from Jihad-e-State Policy.
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Dear Jaal,
My cartoons for you.
Sincerely
L'ubomir Kotrha
Jaal: Since we deal in clichés, here's our response: "Cool".
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Dear Jaal,
Abbe Oy,
What do you call the niggers, ragheads and white basterds who have contributed on this website. Low life motherfocking pricks who cant even come up with one joke.
Taz
Jaal: But, but, we don't need jokes when we have you, Dear Taz. Also, since you can't spell, perhaps you should resort to poetry.
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Dear Jaal,
Indians are retards. They are fucked up in the head and copy Pakistan at everything. They are gay. They have red dots on thier head for self destruct and they follow that idiot Ghandi. They are completely gay. Fuck all you Indians who are reading this. If there is a Paki reading this then respect my brother.
Dullah
Jaal: See Taz? More jokes. Do you both belong to the same chapter of Morons Anonymous?
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