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 As you know, the Noughts were a spectacular decade in many ways. Here’s Jaalmag.com’s definitive collection of the status updates from MyTweetFace during these momentous 10 years.Bill Clinton @ HillaryRod But I really really want to stay on in India...forget about interns, even 86-year-olds like ND Tiwari get all the booty they want!  Manmohan Singh is wondering whether Mrs G will allow him to complete his term. Rahulbaba measuring out his chair is NOT a good sign.  Atal Behari Vajpayee is cursing bloody Mahajan and Jaitley over the India Shining campaign. Idiots! I may be an able leader but I'm not able to fool all the voters all of the time!  Mohammed Azharuddin RT @ AjayJadeja There's always life after match-fixing. The last refuge of the corrupt is politics. Hansie may have had a bright future in South African politics.  Salman Khan has been banished from anger management class after he assaulted the instructor for making a joke about black bucks.  Shah Rukh Khan @ Aamir Khan What's such a big deal about 3 Idiots, ha? I've played a dozen idiots and no one can make out whether I'm acting.  David Coleman Headley thinks that the Mumbai seaface is extraordinary. About a dozen places where you can see that Indian security is an oxymoron.  Lalit Modi @ BCCI You're screwed. You're myopic and I have 20-20 vision.  Danny Boyle thinks that Vikas Swarup's book sucks but if the entire script is mostly different from what he wrote, there are some Slumdog millions to be made and possibly a few Oscars because poverty is always so exploitable.  Pervez 'The Perv' Musharraf @ Asif Ali Zardari It’s all yours, Mr 10 Percent. RT @ the ISI Chief Wonder how long Mr 10 Percent will last after he figures out we've got the entire country booby-trapped with jihadis. That's our major export anyway and we get enough money from the Yanks to keep the biz booming. RECENTLY ON JAAL: Man/Hood Slumdog Sequels Gupta Girls Go Ga-Ga Dialing 9/11 Nano's No No-No The New F Word Cup Shup The Hu Do Pak Exports Unlimited 10 Reasons To Boycott The Da Vinci Code Movie Bangalore aka Waterlogged It Vill Be Wery Helpful Breast Beating Loving Patient Tourists 'Roids'R'Us Dude, Turbanheads Differ Waves Of Generosity Muslimphobia Musings Queer Queries, Asinine Answers Time To Lighten Up Gandhi Still Leads The Way Outsourcing Our Work To India Expect More Excitement In 2004 Talk Is Cheap A Saint Like No Other Happiness Doesn't Need To Cost Much Goodbye Idibhai Unfinished Business The Worms Rule Pell Mall Who's Afraid Of Sonia G? The Babu Web Election Anthrax Graduate With Osama Slum Chums Dil Chahta Ha Ha Phooling All The People All The Time Achtung! Poleizi! Talks In Fool Swing Musings On Mush Amma Mia Poll Vault: The Rough Guide Delhi's Traffic Jam Being Believed Extinct Exists!! Truth Or Bare Holi Wholly Unholy Asking For The Moon Excise Excise Bush Speechless The Moron's Hack Miss Whirl Chatterbox 6 Chatterbox 5 Chatterbox 4 Chatterbox 3 Chatterbox 2 Chatterbox 1 Cloud Nine The Son Always Shines Glam Slam Autonomy Retort The Sri Lankan Mulberry Bush Take The Green Quiz A Tiger By The Tail 1000000000+ Chandrachud Rereported The Second Coming Of Bill Are You A Bollywood Buff? SEND US YOUR FEEDBACK ABOUT THIS ARTICLE: Email The Editor
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