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As we all know there is media hysteria in India over David Coleman Headley. That's perfectly justified. After all, he's one dangerous dude. He's a superterrorist and an evil genius. As we have learnt, not only did he plan attacks on India, he may have been involved in the 26/11 attacks, in the explosion in STD cases in Bollywood, and responsible for the high price of vegetables! But there are other scary facts about him that are being revealed now:1. Not only does he have one green and one blue eye, he also has three testicles, one of them shaped square. 2. Not only is he apparently as ISI agent, he may even have been a CIA mole, and most terrifyingly, an LIC agent. 3. Not only is he related to a Pakistani diplomat and possibly to the PRO of Pakistan's Prime Minister, his dog may have peed in the very spot where Musharraf once stood and thought up the Kargil misadventure. 4. Not only did he operate a visa racket, he may even be a Mastercard telemarketer who specialized in calling homes just as his targets sat down for dinner. 5. Not only did he have liaisons with some Bollywood nymphets, he may even be Salman Khan's secret love and was thus driven to execute Shah Rukh Khan's embarrassing encounter at Newark Airport. 6. Not only is he a cricket fan, he may even be part owner of one of the expansion teams of the IPL – the Kashmir Curfew. 7. Not only did he plan his vile deeds via email, he may also be behind the bulk of the spam promising you penis and breast enhancement. 8. Not only is he the "missing link", he may even predate Ardi and Lucy based on tests on his DNA. 9. Not only did he possibly visit Meerut, Gujarat, even the Osho Ashram, he may even have traveled to Arunachal Pradesh and sparked off the border crisis between India and China. 10. Not only is he of Pakistani and Caucasian descent, he may even be 1/16th Klingon, 1/48th Smurf and 1/112th paracetomol. Send Jaal Your Feedback: RECENTLY ON JAAL: A Dozen More Ministries India Needs Six Headlines For 2009 UPA Yours 10 New Year Resolutions 10 Celeb Stories We Want To See Bastards Of Bollywood 10 Reasons Shashi Tharoor Lost Do You Have A Reservation? Diwali Crackers What's In A Rape? Mush Mush Pakistan Isn't It Strange... The Beauty List 10 Reasons Why Bride & Prejudice Was Delayed America The Bountiful The Osama Interview Main Naraaz Soniaji Se The President Of Vice The Case Of The Fake Santa Two Top Tenors The Worm Turns America's War Against Terror Vs India's Terror Against War To Saffronazis: A Doggerel Believe It Or Nuts 25 Ways To Annoy Osama More NYC Pix Target: India? More Suspects Behind Phoolan's Murder Six More Programmes Ekta Can Produce The Kathmandu Conundrum The Beginner's Guide To Surviving Lucknow Bandit Junta's Plaint The Beginner's Guide To Surviving Bangalore The Prime Payee's Lament The Tehelka Tapes: Dramatic Personae Saint or Sinha? 10 Taxes We Require 10 Aftershocks In Gujarat The Return Of Are You A Bollywood Buff The Beginner's Guide To Surviving Bombay...er...Mumbai 10 News Reports We Wish We'd Seen In 2000 10 Game Shows For Indian TV Another Indian XI The Indian Internet Irritation 10 Reasons No One Noticed Putin 10 Other Ways To Make Money Off KBC 10 Persons Vajpayee Should Meet In The US The Beginners Guide To Surviving Chennai The Beginners Guide To Surviving Calcutta The Beginners Guide To Surviving Delhi 10 Olympic Events That Should Be Introduced 10 Rules For A Bollywood Blockbuster Fiji:The Ready Reckoner 10 Cyberlaw Proposals That Are Still Pending 10 Deadly Desi Viruses Match Fixing Q&A EZ Stories 4 U 5 Places Bill Should've Gone SEND US YOUR FEEDBACK ABOUT THIS ARTICLE:
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