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Dear Jaal,
I like reading your stuff especially the Slang Matches. I would also like to contribute to your mag. So what's the procedure and do you pay?
Kaushiki Sanyal
Jaal: Please go ahead. We pay through our noses for bringing out this trash.
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Dear Jaal,
Hi!
I'm an Indian humorist who writes a weekly column that appears in several newspapers in the US. I wondered if you'd like to post some of my columns on your site.
If you want to read other columns, please go to my Web site: www.humor.melvin.com
Thanks.
Melvin Durai
Jaal: Want to enjoy Melvin Durai's brand of humour? We've thoughtfully posted his link on (where else?) our links page.
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Dear Jaal,
Pakistan's Government has come through (though most of the Indian press is busy hiding it, as is the Indian Stupid Agency), in response to my request by airlifting arms to Lanka and sending a ship-load of arms including multibarrel rocket launchers and 1,600 rockets. I am sure it will do whatever else is necessary.
India's military, on the other hand, remains immobilised and wringing its hands by a goonda, bankrupt, treasonous Government. Since the Indian Air Force will not bomb the Indian Stupid Agency's headquarters in New Delhi, perhaps I can persuade Pakistan's Government to eventually do so (with a nuclear weapon if necessary and make no mistake about it- the entire world will support it).
That can wait for a moment, though.
Satish Chandra
Jaal: We hope Mr Chandra will inform us in advance when his advise is acted upon by the Pakistan Government. The forewarning could help us make alternate plans.
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Dear Jaal,
I have just completed reading your book - Death of Dreams. I would like to talk with you over this.
Are we connected?
Also do send me your contact address and phone number.
Sincerely
Mallika Jalan
Jaal: This message was addressed to a certain Mr Sinha. We have forwarded it to the Finance Minister for prompt action.
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Dear Jaal,
My name is Veronica Stanciu, Marketing Assistant of NewsSurfer.com. We are currently looking for potential sites in which to incorporate our NewsSurfer Network Program as an additional service to their visitors.
Best Regards
Veronica Stanciu
Jaal: Thanks but no thanks. As you would have noticed, we prefer making up our own news.
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