Here goes a match-fixing checklist to help you guys keep up to date with all the latest developments.
Cronje-d: Being caught with your hand in the till.
Batohi-fied: Getting grilled by a lawyer on the witness box.
Tehelka-fying: The art of free publicity. While at the same time putting on the martyr's act.
Bindra-Findra: Funding media outlets (see above) to trap your enemies.
Outlook-ing: Turning a hero into a villain now that he has jumped ship.
Prabhakar-ed: A new way to lose friends.
Kapil-ing: First weep, then curse, then sue.
CBI-ing: Ask questions, sit on reports. Then fail to come up with answers.
Azhar-ed: Deny, deny, deny. And hope that some of those denials stick.
Bacher-nalia: How to deflect the mud from your country and divert it to another.
Biltong-ed: The way to a player's heart-and wallet--is usually through his stomach.
Akthar-ing: A new form of doctoring. Also known as the art of putting your finger up even before the players appeal.
Sunnied: How to stash your loot in your club's locker.
Shastri-fying: Cursing your ex-colleagues behind their back and then having to come face to face with them.
Sidhu-ing: Making sure you are not in your room when the shit hits the fan.
Tendu-fied: How to keep your image clean even after inviting enough shady characters to your wedding to set up a cricket team.
Wooly-Woolmered: A refusal to face facts and be consistent in your answers.
Ajay-Ajay-ing: Deny, deny: applies equally to the two Ajay's, Sharma and Jadeja.
Dalmiya-fying: How to keep your hands on the purse strings, even if you are out of power.
Gray-staying: Welcome to the hot seat.
Condon-ing: Bringing in a racist cop to cleanse cricket and teach those Asians a lesson or two.
Media-feedia: Putting out huge number of sensational headlines with the hope that at least one will turn out to be correct.
Zee-bee: Cause a buzz.
Bangla-dashed: New definition for get a pasting in Test cricket.
MaKing it: Just ask your neighbourhood jeweller.
Gupta-fying: How to shoot off your mouth and lose your job.
Lele-ing: See above (AND keep your job).


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