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THE A TO Z OF 1998
Slang Match Slang Match

Are Indian men driving their women to lesbianism?
Fair Game Fair Game

Bedi beaten and bowled by DDCA
Laughing Stock Laughing Stock

The ten Monica Lewinskys if Bill were a Hindustani
Smear Scape Smear Scape

Of babies, babes, bahus and babus
Calumny Column Calumny Cloumn

Sarson da SAD saga: Badal a patient, Tohra impatient
HateEmail HATe-mail
 
 
1998 recap
- Rustam Vania
Gujarat Chief Minister Keshubhai Patelafter Hindu extremists attacked Christians, when asked whether the State Government was at fault over the incidents of violence.
WHAT HE SAID:``No question of moral responsibility.’’
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``yes, how can anyone accuse us of having anything to do with morality?’’

Gujarat Minister of State for Home Haren Pandya after taking stock of the situation in the State.
WHAT HE SAID: ``There is 100 per cent normalcy.’’
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``All this is completely normal. If the Vishwa Hindu Parishad does not go berserk, how will you know that the BJP is ruling in the State?’’

Defence Minister George Fernandes after the unprecedented sacking of Naval chief Admiral Vishnu Bhagwat:
WHAT HE SAID: ``No Government could succumb to the pressure of an individual.’’
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``Unless of course that individual is an obese lady from Chennai or a diabetic geriatric from Nagpur.’’

Former Bihar Chief Minister Laloo Prasad Yadav, who is currently lodged in Patna’s Beur Jail in connection with the fodder scam:
WHAT HE SAID: ``I have adopted the role of Mother Teresa. I am busy in improving the living conditions of the prison inmates. Lot of work is being done in the jail.’’
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``After all, who knows how long I may have to stay here and how many more Bihar politicians will join me here? At this rate, parties could hold their conventions in the jail.’’

Human Resource Development Minister Murli Manohar Joshi on ushering in the 21st century
WHAT HE SAID: ``It is a 100 per cent occidental concept.’’
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``Don’t worry. As long as we are in power, we won’t let the country get anywhere close to the next millenium.’’

Finance Minister Yashwant Sinha
WHAT SHE SAID: ``I dare say we have done more in the last 10 months as compared to any earlier Government.’’
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``Some more time and we won’t have to worry about the economy since there won’t be one.’’
Indian captain Mohammed Azharuddin after the cricket team lost a Test match to New Zealand
WHAT HE SAID: ``I am disappointed that we have not won anything abroad in the last few years, five years to be precise.’’
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``Why doesn’t Jagmohan Dalmiya give Test status to Burkinafasso or Venezuela? Then perhaps we’ll win something but I can’t guarantee that.’’



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