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Saw a programme to introduce your magazine and decided to have a quick look at site. Looks great but don't turn too nasty sexy.
-Vivek Joshi
[v.joshi@emirates.net.ae]
Stop watching TV, stop surfing the porn sites, and stop sending e-mail to fat girls in High School. Instead, start spending more time at our website. Or we’ll tell your mom. -- Editor
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Hey bro, Dilip here -- I just had a quick look at your home page & it looks verrry witty & refreshing. Not the same old crap. I think its about time someone gave our genre a kick in the ass...
-Dilip Massand
[Dnmmasala@aol.com]
Do not insult us by calling us witty and refreshing, for we are utterly serious; we wish to attain gravitas, and aim the status of ‘website of record’… Define ‘same old crap’... And I hope someone doesn’t give US a kick in the ass, especially once this issue’s ‘Laughingstock’ is out. -- Editor
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Hi,
Do you call it a news mag! I feel it's worse than BULLSHIT. I can bet with you I can give more justification to this news mag rather than you. I just wanted to know, whether you are sponsered by CONGRESS & COMMUNISTS! I feel so!
If you really want to now how a news magazine looks, go to www.rediff.com, it is the news mag! If you don't have guts & spine to tell the TRUTH, please be a JOKER of SONIYA, not JOURNALIST!
Please never send such bullshit things to me & waste my time. Regds,
-Raghu
[raghu@meghadoot.hiso.honeywell.com]
We wish the Congress & Communists would sponsor us, so that we can pay our contributors, our rents, and our letter-writers on time. We don’t have guts or spine; but fortunately, we have a brain (we share it), so we’re pretty pleased with ourselves in the vital organs department. Furthermore, we mournfully learn that the position of “Joker of Soniya” is no longer vacant. - Editor.
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Hello sir
I have visited your sight after listening about it on TV news today and found it very interesting. It is very easy to say difficult things in humor shape. Your content is really explosive by all prevalent standards like "Shiva Sena standards", "moral standards". Have you thought about consequences if not then please think twice, cause this is a country of intolerance. But I wish u good luck in your experiment and hope that in future you will keep it up despite the above mentioned odds.
-Ishfaq
[ishfaq@ch1.dot.net.in]
We thought about the consequences, but decided that this was the best way to meet chicks. -- Editor
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I heard of your Jaal Magazine site from Television two days back. Today, I visited your site and was pleasantly surprised to find a really mature and satirical site. Kudos, and keep it up. Best Wishes.
-Manoj Mathew
[kannoth@emirates.net.in]
We were trying to keep it up, but there’s a cold draft in my room. -- Editor
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Dear Pankoo,
Can you send some Triphaladi (triphal) ayurvedic medicine through mummy. Pappa wants some valium too. Saw your -zine, thought it was hugh,... and mental. I'm really busy with grad school applications until Jan 5 or 10th. Later homer.
-Reuben
[Reusinha@yahoo.com]
We are not Homer. Plus, the ayurvedic medicine shop was closed. -- Editor
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