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Jaal presents The Relevance of Indian Mythological Characters to IT
Brahma: Systems Installation
Vishnu: Systems Support
Lakshmi: Finance and Accounts consultant(SAP)
Shiva: DBA (crash specialist)
Ganesh: Documentation specialist
Narada: Data Transfer
Brihaspathi: Chief Information Officer
Yama: Reorganisation Consultant
Chitragupta: Personnel Records
Apsaras: Downloadable Viruses
Devas: Y2k Programmers
Surya: Solaris administrator
Rakshasas: Inhouse Hackers
Ram: Hardware Support - single user specialist
Lakshman: Support software and Back up
Ravan: Explorer - WWW
Hanuman: RS6000
Bali: Windows 98
Sugreeva: Win 95
Angad: Win 3.1
Jambuvan: DOS
Vishwamitra: Sr.Manager Projects
Hastinapur: Microsoft
Krishna: Unix O/s no bugs please
Arjun: Lead Programmer
Draupadi: Web server - free access
Bhima: Mainframe
Duryodhana: Microsoft product
Shakuni: Bill Gates
Karna: Shareware - download
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1. Prime Minister Atal Behari Vajpayee
WHAT HE SAID:
We have to take hard decisions and, therefore, we have to prepare ourselves as well as the nation for it.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:
We may even have to work!
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2. Bharatiya Janata Party leader L K Advani
WHAT HE SAID:
13 is a lucky number for Atalji.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:
Though not for anyone else in the country.
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3. Defence Minister and Samata Party chief George Fernandes
WHAT HE SAID:
We have decided to leave it to Mr Vajpayee to decide who will join the Ministry and who won't. His word is final.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:
We'll just serve the ultimatums.
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4. Nationalist Congress Party leader Sharad Pawar
WHAT HE SAID:
Someone will have to give Maharashtra a Government.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:
After all, it hasn't had one that functioned for five years.
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5. Janata Dal (United) leader Ram Vilas Paswan
WHAT HE SAID:
Personally, I don't want to go to state politics. There are many competent leaders in BJP and Samata.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:
Obviously, I don't belong in that category.
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6. All India Anna Dravida Munnetra Kazhagam supremo J Jayalalitha
WHAT HE SAID:
For 3 years, the DMK has tried to eliminate me politically. But I will not be afraid of their efforts.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:
My own deeds should be enough to secure that objective.
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