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Dear Jaal,
Do I know you from icq or somewhere? Take care.
Jenni (daanis@tbaytel.net)
Jaal: Probably. We have been somewhere; several times, in fact.
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Dear Jaal,
I am interested to associate with you. Despite my trials I am unable to log on. I utilise this opportunity to send me a mail to include me in your set up. Thanks & regards.
Nanban (nanban@co-op.com)
Jaal: We agree. It's quite a trial to log on to Jaal. Actually, according to our latest poll figures, the majority of visitors say that the trial begins after they've managed to gain access.
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AdVani (voice of commercials) called Communists the "palanquin-bearers of Sonia Gandhi". He isn't so addlepated as he looks. But,why didn't Communists agree to be his pall- bearers. They told the grapevine: "Because he stinks too much when alive. No knowing how much more he would stink when dead. We believe in labor, also in wages.But not this load of filth on our heads.
There is more to life than the money stolen from people via scams- that's the money AdVani promised us."
In frustration, AdVani, the refugee, called them kahars. Jyoti Basu couldn't be gagged by the Politbureau this time. He called him by AdVani's generic and popular name, Criminal. VajPayee says, it is not proven yet. He is right. It is not "proven" yet that V'Payee was a British mole in 1942. So he is a "patriot". It is thus that the RSS collaborators of the Brits morphed into "patriots".
And, how do you become a "patriot" in saffronite Bharat? By raping Christian and Muslim women, said B.L.Sharma Prem, a RSS luminary of Delhi.
Spiel and spin within spiel and spin. That is AdVani.
Aamod (lahc@bumbum.com)
Jaal: We take it that you didn't vote for the BJP.
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Dear Jaal,
Checked out your site, very whacky one I should say ;-)
Liked it a lot.
Shyamala Sathiaseelan (shyami@cheerful.com / shyamis@cheerful.com)
Jaal: We're really suckers for compliments, we get so few (hint! hint!). Why don't you drop in on Shyami?
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Dear Jaal,
Hi.
I recently got an email concerning this magazine, however, I've never heard of it. I was wondering if you could send me some details on the magazine.
Thank you.
.. (hearts24@hotmail.com)
Jaal: You're in great company. Our pollsters (they got some time in between elections) say that 99.999999 per cent of Internet users haven't heard of this magazine and the remainder wish that they hadn't. By the way, is .. your full name?
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