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Dear Jaal,
Your site is great. Here is the 11th reason for the Pakis to invade Kargil.
11. They thought that www.jaalmag.com was located in Kargil.
Nalin Khanna (nalin@del2.vsnl.net.in)
Jaal: And, here's the 12th - the ISI chief wanted to contribute to www.jaalmag.com but we wouldn't let him.
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Dear Jaal,
We at Compare Infobase Private Ltd. are updating our site http://www.bestindiansites.com and we have found your site http://www.jaalmag.com/ suitable for our entertainment section.
You are requested to please confirm your willingness to include the site in http://www.bestindiansites.com.
Your site was chosen as per our criteria http://www.bestindiansites.com/criteria.htm .
Thank You
Regards
Jacquiline
Editor
Compare Infobase Pvt Ltd (compare@vsnl.com)
Jaal: We scanned the criteria that they use for selection of featured websites: Imbecility, inanity, insanity, and immunity to good taste. As you can see, we were ideally qualified.
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Dear Jaal,
My heartburn has been cured a great deal after reading the article of Mr V Sudarshan (Jaroor Ye dil Mange more) but no more such dismal performances from our wonderful (?) Indian cricket team. The various sponsors illustrated so colourfully would do better to sponsor our poor heroes of Kargil and not the 0's of Old Trafford blah blah blah! May we keep getting more such articles in the future and thus keep our spirits high here.
What Me Worry??!!?? (whatmeworry@mailcity.com)
Jaal: Actually, when we asked him to do a piece on cricket, we meant an entomological treatise. He misunderstood us. However, as compensation he has promised us a well-researched article on The Mating Habits of the Praying Mantis: Does It Believe in the Missionary Position?
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Dear Jaal,
Keep it up guys......
Murali (muralit@inet.kpn.com)
Jaal: (Adopting the Clintonian mode) What do you mean by ``up''? And what do you mean by ``it''?
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Dear Jaal,
???????????????????????????????????? What was that all about?
Hemant Goyal (hemantgoyal@usa.net)
Jaal: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What was that all about?
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The G-8 countries, after their meeting in Cologne, Germany, have announced their plan of "intervention" in India's nuclear & missile programmes. India's national security demands that it take steps to proactively disarm and, if necessary, destroy, the G-8 countries. I have prescribed the economic and other measures that will enable India to do so (see my letter dated October 15, 1998, with its Postscripts through February 2, 1999).
The Indian government needs to state clearly whether it has at present the means to take deterrent and retaliatory action against each of the G-8 countries if they intervene in India. These means must include the ability to deliver nuclear weapons to targets in each of the G-8 countries.
Satish Chandra (satchandra@hotmail.com)
Jaal: If this guy ever wrote a book, the appendix would count for a couple of volumes. At least.
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