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Dear Jaal, you suck

Main Story Main Story

Vishva Bandhu Gupta peels the layer off the Onion Republic
Slang Match Slang Match

Do Indian men owe their women an Orgasm?
Fair Game Fair Game

White Man's black money
Laughing Stock Laughing Stock

Top Ten causes for the Selling out of India
Smear Scape Smear Scape

RSS to dump Vajpayee, Nagpur's new PM by New Year
Calumny Column Calumny Cloumn

Laloo and Mulayam's Marriage of Convenience
Spins & Needles Spins & Needles
 
 
Dear Jaal,
  You suck.
    Sincerely,
    Swamiji@nyaya.om
Editor: The fallacies are of five kinds, viz., inconstant, contradictory, unfounded, counterbalanced and incongruous. The inconstant reason is of three kinds: the first is styled common, the second uncommon and the third inconclusive. That which is never present in what is possessed of the thing to be inferred is called the contradictory reason. Unfoundedness is of three kinds: of the substratum, of nature, and of concomitanthood. When two opposite things occur in the consideration, the two reasons are said to be counterbalanced. Where the subject is devoid of the thing to be inferred , it is called incongruity.
Dear Jaal,
  You suck.
    Sincerely,
    Stcherbatsky@Buddh.ist
The so-constructed predicate is always a Universal, whereas the subject is always something unique. The judgement implies not only the unity of subject and predicate, but their objective reality in the sense of a constance of the object at different times, for different people and from different points of view.
Jaal Screen Shot Dear Jaal:
  You really suck.
      Sincerely,
      Hume@empiricism.orgy

It is certain that the most ignorant and stupid peasants - nay infants, nay even brute beasts - improve by experience, and learn the qualities of natural objects, by observing the effects which result from them. I must confess that a man is guilty of unpardonable arrogance who concludes, because an argument has escaped his own investigation, that therefore it does not really exist.

Dear Jaal,
  You suck.
    Sincerely,
    Kant@germanidealism.ugh
Editor:We find ourselves involved in a difficulty which did not present itself in the sphere of sensibility, that is to say, we cannot discover how the subjective conditions of thought can have objective validity, in other words, can become conditions of the possibility of all cognition of objects; for phenomenon may certainly be given to us in intuition without any help from the functions of understanding.
Dear Jaal,
  You suck.
    Sincerely,
    Aristotle@greek.cum
Editor: Now these various morbid dispositions in themselves do not fall within the limits of vice, nor yet does bestiality; and to conquer or yield to them does not constitute unrestraint in the strict sense, but only the state so called by analogy; just as a man who cannot control his anger must be described as 'unrestrained in' that passion, not 'unrestrained'. (Indeed folly, cowardice, profligacy, and ill-temper, whenever they run to excess, are either bestial or morbid conditions).


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