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Jaal presents Ten Reasons God Created Man
10. God was worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because He knew men would never ask directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don't want to see what's on television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on television.
8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when the seat wore out and therefore would need Eve to get one for him.
7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctors appointment for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.
5. God knew that if the world was to be populated there would have to be someone to bear them, because men would never be able to handle it.
4. As "Keeper of the Garden" Adam would never remember where he put his tools.
3. The scripture account of creation indicates that Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone." He only ends up getting himself in trouble.
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, he stepped back, scratched his head and said, "I can do better than that."
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1. Prime Minister Atal Behari Vajpayee
WHAT HE SAID:
I had not gone to (Lahore) for a joy ride.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:
But Nawaz Sharif took me for a ride anyway.
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2. Congress president Sonia Gandhi
WHAT SHE SAID:
The day I became Indira Gandhi's daughter-in-law, I became an Indian. Everything else is technical.
WHAT SHE DID NOT ADD:
Technical because it's too difficult to explain logically.
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3. Defence Minister and Samata Party chief George Fernandes on Sonia Gandhi
WHAT HE SAID:
She has contributed two people to the 100 crore population of our country. Is there anything else?
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:
Can she compare with me? I added more than 1000 armed intruders in Kashmir to our population.
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4. Information and Broadcasting Minister and Bharatiya Janata Party leader Pramod Mahajan on Sharad Pawar
WHAT HE SAID:
He marries, divorces, remarries and again divorces - just like Elizabeth Taylor.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:
Unlike me, I marry and remain married - just like Homer Simpson.
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5. All India Anna Dravida Munnetra Kazhagam supremo J Jayalalitha
WHAT SHE SAID:
Do not miss this opportunity to throw the rulers of this State into the dustbin.
WHAT SHE DID NOT ADD:
Obviously, you can't do that to me. Where will you find a dustbin that large?
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6. Television actor Nitish Bharadwaj, who played the role of Krishna and is now contesting the Lok Sabha elections as a BJP candidate from Rajgarh in Madhya Pradesh
WHAT HE SAID:
I am fighting a dharmayudh. It's a war between peasants and feudals, between good and evil.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:
Hehehe! I have to decide which side I'm on...
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