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Main Story Main Story

Acts of Election Commission and Omission
Slang Match Slang Match

Are Indian women over-possessive?
Fair Game Fair Game

Penalty Kicks
Laughing Stock Laughing Stock

10 Alter-Egos of Pramod Mahajan
Smear Scape Smear Scape

Bellary's Bahu Blues
Calumny Column Calumny Column

S-O-B Politics
Spins & Needles Spins & Needles
 
 
Dear Jaal,
The zine's very good for most parts (both the content and design). In any case - who are you, where are you and the rest of that stuff.


Abhay Mehta (webmaster@altindia.net)

Jaal: Thank you. Check out this website: Altindia. As soon as we complete the process of self-discovery, we shall reply to your questions. - Editor

Dear Jaal,
Just happened to run into your site. Cool... we're going to make it a featured site.
Cheers

Shri (shriram@chaubal.org)

Jaal: Hmmm... Wonder whether it's a compliment to be a featured site on Gandmasti, that too chosen by someone who describes himself as the Chief Gandu thereby depriving several politicians of their years of toil in aspiring to that status. - Editor

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Dear Jaal,
Kaun jitega ye India sari/ Sonia Gandhi, yaa Atal Bihari

Shanti leke Sonia khadi hai/ Congress tuti, ye akeli padi hai/ Hum majorty mein na aayenge/ Par sarkar hum hi banayenge
BJP ki hai Hindu pataka/ Change chahiye, to hame do mauka/ Swadeshi raj hum layenge/ 'Mandir wahi banayenge'
Wo ek nirala Janata Dal hai/ Sada usme uthal-putal hai/ Sarkar wo hi banayega/ Janata Dal jisko chahega
Koi majorty mein na aayega/ Independent khub kamayega/ Lal kile pe, hoga sale/ Dam leke, hoga mel
Wahre politics tera khel/ Kal thi dushmani, aaj hai mel/ Janta ke problem, chalte rahenge/ Ye to dal, badlte rahenge
INDIA ki janta bechari/ Sonia aaye ya Atal Bihari/ Kahan farak kuch padta hai/ Ye India hai, sub chalta hai
Sunit Katkar (sunitkatkar@yahoo.com)

Jaal: Sunit's a cool dude. Check out his site.
- Editor

Dear Jaal,
Ur site's kool and funky. Can I give some bad words if i sign ur hot guestbook.
well, bye.

Shreeharsha Dinesh (harsh420@hotmail.com)

Jaal: You can give us bad words anywhere, we're used to them. - Editor

Dear Jaal,
Jaalmag: very. very nice. I really like the graphics, illustrations, visual feel... opens fairly quickly too. Some of the items were good. However the jokes section was BORING. Too many references to Martians. Repetitive & too many references to Martians. Repetitive & too many references to Martians. Repetitive & too many references to Martians. Repetitive & too many references to Martians. Repetitive & too many references to Martians. You get the point.
Ashok Mehta (ashok@tvadindx.com)

Jaal: We get the point. We get the point. We get the point. We get the point. The Martians didn't like the discrimnation. - Editor



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