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I'm not going trekking in the Himalayas with Yashwant Sinha
Slang Match Slang Match

Has the sexual revolution come to India?
Fair Game Fair Game

And the Greatest of the Best Ever Award goes to... Jaal
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The Ten Faces of Budgetmaker Sinha
Smear Scape Smear Scape

Sushma Swaraj + Pakistan = Lots of Cakes
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Go Man Go!! JB Shown the door
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Trinamul Congress chief Mamata Banerjee's description of Prime Minister Atal Behari Vajpayee
WHAT SHE SAID:``A reasonable man trying to deliver.''
WHAT SHE DID NOT ADD: ``Except, no one wants to receive his packages.''

External Affairs Minister Jaswant Singh
WHAT HE SAID: ``We believe that violence and terror can have no place in an open and democratic society based on the rule of law.''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``However, you have to remember that the BJP-led coalition rules India.''

Prime Minister Atal Behari Vajpayee during his bus journey to Pakistan
WHAT HE SAID: ``We will, together, give direction to our officials to accelerate what we have jointly set in motion.''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``We'll send a fleet of Blueline buses from Delhi and they'll do what Advani and George Fernandes, despite their sabre-rattling, haven't managed to.''

Rashtriya Janata Dal chief and former Bihar Chief Minister Laloo Prasad Yadav.
WHAT HE SAID: ``Bihar is a State in order. There's no disorder or problem.''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``I also believe in the tooth fairy.''

Congress Working Committee member Arjun Singh after his party decided to vote against imposition of President's rule in Bihar.
WHAT HE SAID: ``We do not think deviously.''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``We just act deviously.''

BJP general secretary M Venkaiah Naidu's reaction to the Congress' decision.
WHAT HE SAID: ``We want everybody to realise how low the Congress can stoop just for political expediency.''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``We never stoop, we crawl.''
West Bengal Industrial Development Corporation advertisement on the penultimate day of the violence-hit India-Pakistan test match.
WHAT THE COPY SAID: ``In a wilderness of intolerance, there's a Garden of Eden…..''
WHAT THE COPY DID NOT ADD: ``…..which is its focal point.''

Actress Sonali Bendre
WHAT SHE SAID: ``Most men I meet bore me. I can't have a conversation with them for more than half-an-hour.''
WHAT SHE DID NOT ADD: ``Fortunately men are rarely interested in talking to me.''



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