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- Rustam Vania
Pakistan's Chief Executive Pervez Musharraf
WHAT HE SAID:``To put it frankly, it's always nice to be in charge.''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``I'll just have to see who sets off the charge.''

External Affairs Minister Jaswant Singh
WHAT HE SAID: ``As a neighbour, we are watching the situation with concern.''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``Especially considering Musharraf's threat to investigate the sugar scam.''

Lok Shakti leader and former Commerce Minister Ramakrishna Hegde on being dropped from the Cabinet
WHAT HE SAID: ``I wasn't terribly interested in being a Minister.''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``After all, I have already been a terrible Minister.''

Shiv Sena supremo Bal Thackeray on why the SS-BJP alliance couldn't form the Maharashtra Government
WHAT HE SAID: ``We failed to obtain the majority because of factors beyond our control.''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``Like honesty, integrity, morality, secularism....''

Board for Control of Cricket in India secretary Jaywant Lele
WHAT HE SAID: ``I, as secretary of the BCCI, am the supreme boss and so long as I am in this position, I will not allow anyone to dictate terms.''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``After all, if cricketers start running the game, what will the administrators do? I've never held a bat in my life!''

Actor Sanjay Dutt
WHAT HE SAID: ``It's funny and sad when actors just won't give up.''
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD: ``Hmmm...maybe I shouldn't have said that.''


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