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Dear Jaal,
WORST SITE EVER VISITED.

Syed Arif (syedarif@hotmail.com)

Jaal: Really!! You should realise that there's more to the Internet than porn and disney.com!! - Editor

Dear Jaal,
BJP's Poetic Ultimatum

Jaise liya Kargil hum ne laashon par chadh kar
Waise laashon par sawaar hum lenge Hindustan
Hum chunaaw ki Ganga men dhoyenge apne paap
Apni kaali kartuton ko yon kar lenge saaf
Deshprem saabit kar denge hum ghaddari ko
Royen cheekhen aman sadaaqat sachchaee insaaf
"Isko Hindu Rashtra banaa denge, befikr raho",
Theekaa paa kar waadaa karta gaya dheeth Shaitan
Jaise liya Kargil hum ne laashon par chadh kar
Waise laashon par chadhne ko lenge Hindustan.
Qatle aam men Muslim-Eesaaee ke hum mashghool
Tabhi Kargil par qabza kar baitha Pakistan
Dushman ne banane na diya Bharat ya Aryavart
Uska naya zulm yeh kaise jaayenge hum bhool?
Clinton ke pairon pad paayee bheekh, bachaaee jaan
Bechaa goro ko phir mustaqbil ghairat eemaan
Jaise kiya Kargil ko hum ne laashon ka dher
Mauqa do, mazar kar denge saaraa Hindustan.

I K Shukla (ikshukla@hotmail.com)

Jaal: Just proves that there's no poetic justice. - Editor

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Dear Jaal,
Studies of possible harms to the brain from cellphone use focus on cancer and genetic damage but miss other, more likely, harmful effects. If I bring my cellphone within a foot-and-a-half of an answering machine, the answering machine starts buzzing. If its radiation has such an effect on the electrical circuits of an answering machine, one can imagine the effects on the far more delicate and vulnerable electrical circuits of the brain which is essentially a bundle of trillions of electrical circuits. Significant, possibly devastating and permanent, disruptions of the functioning of the brain's electrical circuits could occur at much larger distances. These disruptions could keep an Einstein from producing a Theory of Relativity or produce subtle and not so subtle effects on memory and a myriad other brain functions. The headset, with the ear piece and microphone, that was pronounced safe keeps the cellphone's antenna just about a foot and a half from the head.

Satish Chandra (satchandra@hotmail.com)

Jaal: Actually, you shouldn't use your cell so often and if you do, please don't write letters to us after you do so.
- Editor

Dear Jaal,
Checkout IcySpicy.Com "Gateway to Cool and Hot Websites

Hetal Patel (hetal@icyspicy.com)

Jaal: Fraud! Jaal wasn't listed (actually, maybe that does make you site more credible...hmm...). - Editor

Dear Jaal,
Hey. Check your site, it is not working, says unknown host.

K Patel (kpatel1111@aol.com)

Jaal: We know, we know. It's an extremely lazy site, keeps going off on coffee breaks without letting us know. We're planning to feed it some Viagra, so it's always up. - Editor



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