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War is Peace and Lie is Truth
Thus belted ET AL in pure Sanskrit Vani
Violence is virtue and rape is ruth
Chariot of blood is our daily dana pani.

Arson, Vedic yagya, is duty divine
Theft is piety, theo-charity indeed
Hawala and bribes are party's life line
Murder is our mission, and crime our creed.

True to their name ET AL hodge-podge
Ruled Bharat Mahan thru fascistic fraud.
Democracy, they vowed, they'd soon dislodge
With many a "swastik" militia and "lotus" death squad.

Thus, purged of mlechhas, in Bharat Mahan,
Naked sadhus will march brandishing iron trishul
And abject Delhi on imperium will fawn
And destroy India with theo-terrorist rule.

We'll promote bride-burning, Sati, upper caste
We'll use astrology to keep people cowed
And freedom, secularism, pluralism we'll blast
And demolish Indian culture, as we always vowed.


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