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Remove the security cover and lo! even central ministers are as vulnerable or gullible as the average Indian who is bombarded with powerful messages through all available media. At Kancheevaram, the seat of ancient learning and capital of powerful Pallava dynasty kings, now in north Tamil Nadu witnessed an unexpected event when a senior Central Minister Murli Manohar Joshi mistook some coloured water (red?) for sherbet and drank it to quench his thirst at a public function - all this happened when the place was milling with security, State, Central, overt and covert, and before anyone could prevent the VIP from gulping a couple of mouthfuls. Dr Joshi is, of course, India's Education Minister, and he chose to drink out of a flower vase instead of the bottle of mineral water along side. Actually, Dr Joshi, under different circumstances, has claimed to be targetting 75 per cent literacy (he didn't clarify whether that was for himself) and that India's greatest contribution to the world was zero. Well, anyway, Code Red had at least one unsuspecting victim! Luckily anti-virus measures were taken in a jiffy and 'no danger' sign came on. At the end of it doctors pronounced Joshi to be "stable" though they ought to lose their licenses for having made that statement.
Jaal wonders what avail was the Blue Book, the Bible of security chiefs, at this juncture!
Jaal recalls another equally interesting incident which took place in Chennai (called Madras then) when a very powerful VVIP visited the city in early '80s to participate at a public function to distribute loans and implements to some beneficiaries. The venue and arrangements were finalised in consultation with a highly venerated guru who could not be expected to understand the special needs of the blue book. While the guru treated the police and security officials with politeness and candour he had his own way on many things to the utter dismay of Scotland Yard and CIA trained officers!
The venue was ready with the mandatory perimeter separating spectators from the VVIP who would be on a high rise dais and everyone was checked and screened. Just a few minutes before the arrival of the VVIP, the guru asked the beneficiaries to occupy the perimeter and the implements to be handed over to them - all unopened and untested - were taken directly to the dais! Did the jaws of the security chaps drop! Their faces showed all hues red, blue, green, amber, etc.!
When the function was midway, a publisher thought it would be a good idea if the VVIP released a book on the guru's most venerated senior guru and the publisher had only to whisper a few words into the ears of the guru and pat came an order to the master of ceremonies to announce that the VVIP would release the book!
The senior officers accompanying the VVIP had had no occasion even to see a copy of the book - in fact there was only one copy that the publisher had brought ! - well, they had to satisfy themselves that this gesture would not land the VVIP and the government into any avoidable embarrassment nationally or internationally……..Yet the VVIP did release the book without any further ado………..Now it was the turn of the officers to turn red, green, blue, amber, etc.!
This author recalls a day in New Delhi when he was emerging out of the South Block he was asked, of course politely, by a security officer to turn and look at the red brick building and keep looking at it till the then Prime Minister whizzed past in his jonga vehicle at a clip of more than a hundred kilometers speed!
It seems the Blue Book is being followed occasionally!

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Al Faridi Gnuman writes fiction and is also a journalist though the difference is difficult to perceive.

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