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Tendulkar 1. Concentration is the name of the game. Put your foot forward in the line of the ball. But most necessarily, ensure your toes stick out, clearly displaying the Adidas logo.

2. Your thigh needs to turn as well. This is very important since this is required to highlight the Nike logo. You have to play fair between Nike and Adidas.

3. You need to show the ball the full face of the bat. More significantly, you need to show the camera and the spectators the full MRF logo.

4. Do not cross over and cover the wickets. This is a complete no-no since you body will be blocking the Hutch logo.

5. Look for the ball. Hmmm…where exactly is the ball?






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