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 If SMS jokes are a barometer of a nation's mood, then
Indian captain Sourav Ganguly is currently the
laughing stock of India.
Here is a sampling of those doing the round following
Ganguly's atrocious batting form.Q: What is Rahul Dravid's latest statement about his captain? A: In the pavilion, first there's God, then there's Dada. Q: What is Ganguly's favourite movie? A: Gone in 60 Seconds Q: What is his favourite Hindi movie? A: Aa Aab Laut Chalen Q: What is his favourite song? A: Ek pal ka jeena Phir to hai jana (From Kaho Naa Pyar Hai) Q: What did Ganguly say when he was asked: "Why is it always necessary to wear protection (helmet)? A: Two minutes of fun (his time at the crease) can otherwise ruin your life. Teaching his daughter ABC. A for awful; B for bowled; C for caught; D for dadagiri. Q: What is the similarity between a 100 metres race and a typical Ganguly innings? A: Both take the same time to complete. Q: How can he score a century? A: By bowing 10 overs-he will concede 100 runs. Q: Which is the best team in the world? A: India-plays with 10 (Gangly can't bat, bowl or field) and still manages to win sometimes. Q: What should he do after retirement? A: Become catching coach. He offers the best catches in the world of cricket. Q: Why did he decide to donate his bat for charity? A: He barely uses it these days.
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