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Highlights And Lowlifes
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As everyone knows, in the 60 years of India’s Independence, the country has had a sterling run of sporting success. From a handful of Olympic gold medal in hockey, to the 1983 World Cup win, to….er…whatever else there is. But some major accomplishments remain hidden from the public domain. We, at Jaalmag.com, believe it is our civic duty to bring these to light.1. Athlete Wins Olympic Gold: Randheer A Singh made India proud during the 1984 Olympics by being the first to breast the tape during the 10,000 m event. However, he was eventually stripped of a gold medal when the organizers figured out that he, in fact, was still completing the 5000 m race which had started a day earlier. 2. India Records Record Win: Showing their prowess, cricketing superpower India dominated Bermuda during a victorious march through the World Cup 2007 held in the West Indies. The Indian team crushed Bermuda by 257 runs in an overpowering exhibition of superior ability. Results from the rest of the tournament are not available. 3. Indian Captain Sets New Standard: Mohammed Azharuddin made India proud by becoming the first ever skipper of the national team to show skills reminiscent of his wristy strokes by handling the demands of six bookies at the same time while leading India to a defeat against the might Zimbabwe squad. 4. Indian World Champ: Pappu Yadav was crowned the first-ever champion of the international mud-slinging competition held in Uganda. Yadav showed ability that his rivals could not match. Yadav said he attributed his success to a lifelong devotion to mudslinging and his strenuous training regimen as an MLA with the Congress party. 5. India Wins Hockey Gold: Wielding their magical sticks, the Indian hockey team captured the gold in the field hockey event at the Moscow Olympics in 1980. The manager of the Indian hockey team said after the tournament that his team had t overcome obstacle such as not having to compete against all of the major hockey playing nations which had boycotted the Olympics. 6. India Wins 2011 World Cup: Astrologer Swami Publicityhoundananda has proclaimed that the stars are perfectly aligned for India to win the 2011 Cricket World Cup. His other major revelations include the India’s victory in the 2007, 2003 World Cups. He has also foretold that India will win at least 20 gold medals during the 2010 summer Olympics. He dismissed critics who pointed out there were no Olympics in 2010 by describing the unnecessary jibing as “details”.
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