The Fabulous Prizes:

First Prize:
A grand trip to an enchanting locale.
Put on your sneakers and walk around your block three times and consider that your prize. Do that thrice a day and see your girth reduce. Thank us profusely.

Second Prize:
Another grand trip to an enchanting locale.
Go visit your parents. They'll probably be glad to see you, even gladder if you return all the money you borrowed from them. We aim to bring families together, strengthen the bonds of relationships. Be reunited. Thank us profusely.

Third Prize:
Choose from amongst the First and Second Prizes. See how generous we are? Thank us profusely.


Fabulous: According to the dictionary - feigned, false, related in fable

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