Jaalmag.com has just completed four years, time for you to go into mourning. Think of it, the entire dotcom sector crashed, only we survived. Think of it, if there's a nuclear holocaust, only the cockroaches will survive. There's a message in there somewhere.
Anyway, to celebrate our fourth anniversary, we are organising the first Jaal Contest, offering Fabulous Prizes.
Here's what you have to do:
Send us original articles, satire based on current events. Each article should be approximately 500 words in length and funny. Attach a brief bio spanning a line and a recent photograph. Or send us an original cartoon (your recent photograph does not qualify as one) on an issue of current interest. You don't get paid, but you do get to see your name on Jaal and more importantly, you are automatically entered into the Jaal Contest and could win Fabulous Prizes.
E-mail your entries to editor@jaalmag.com.


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